A note to my readers. Just so you know, I mastered the computer game by
28, and recently retired a millionaire. Since I have all this free time, I
have taken up Boating in Portsmouth Harbor. Boating, as you know, is much
less complicated than computers, so naturally, with my God given smarts, I am
already an expert in all facets of boating. Being rich, I decided also to
be a philanthropist, and help any of you boaters out there in need of
advice. Email me, attention: New Man.
Ciao, New Man of the Sea.
Is "Red right return" just a bunch of bull, or what?
Dear New man
I as well as you are looking forward to the day I can comprehend your vast genius. However that will never happen until you are deceased, so quit wasting my time and kick off. O.K.??
Possibly a future faithful follower
New man. You havenít
received one question all summer. You
must feel like a real loser. Why
do you think everyone has chosen to blatantly ignore you?
Like Van Gough, Galileo, and Jesus, I don't think the world has advanced enough to appreciate my insights and profound knowledge. Someday, after I have died, future generations will say, "Yes, I was a faithful follower of the New Man of the Sea". I know only a few understand me and my vision. A quick message to my future fans: I look forward to the day when you can understand and appreciate my genius.